View Full Version : The Real Housewives of Forsilvra

Lynesse Velaryon
07-26-2011, 01:16 PM
So, I got to thinking (I know, I know. Scary.) about who would best qualify for a totally fictional reality show for Forsilvra. For those of you who don't know what the Real Housewives franchise is about, take the concept of Desperate Housewives, mix in a whole lotta alcohol and money, and let loose in a large city like Atlanta, Washington DC, NYC, LA, etc, and let the housewives do the talking. There's usually a ton of drama and a ton of glamour, as well. (oh noes, drama!) In terms of the makeup of the cast, it's about 5-7 women ranging in age from late-20s to mid-50s, and while not all of them are married (or housewives), they do, at least, know each other or know of each other.

That being said, who would you nominate for the Real Housewives of Forsilvra? Feel free to go as large (continent-wide) or as small (province/city-wide) as you'd like.

Lynesse Velaryon
07-26-2011, 01:21 PM
For my continent-wide list:

Regina Ambrosios
Blanche Fleur Castell Desrosiers Campbell
Elodie Ashpool
Brielle Velaryon
Nuala Devane (or Beatrice Sterlyn Sanseverino. Haven't decided.)

Gale Heydon
07-26-2011, 01:28 PM
I've not read too far on the other continents, but the one I'm on I'd have to Say Queen Castell. She seems to have a lot to deal with. ^.^

Though Amalie who is in a thread with Tempest sure would be a great one!

Ivana Milov
07-26-2011, 04:39 PM
For the Real Housewives of Gyllene, Solbra Edition:

Beatrice Sterlyn Sanseverino (what, you weren't expecting her?)
Allegrezza Sanseverino Sterlyn
Margaery Huntington
Aviana Mallory (just WAIT for the fireworks. hee hee hee)
Serenna Ashpool

Honourable Mention:
Vanozza Sanseverino
Valencia Floria

07-26-2011, 08:51 PM
Quinn Severne (Girl is FIERCE)/Atra
Celeste Castell (Also a Queen!) /Ovador
Aviana Mallory (Also a fierce girl)/ Gyllene
Roma Ashpool (Its Christina Hendricks!)/Sanka
Curtana Voloshin (Sexy sword wielding elf...I mean..well you know)/Tocken
Lyanna Winter (Catharine McPhee <3)/Blasa
Melari Forthwind (Ok shes not married but she's betrothed and would be so cute)/Svavel
Regina Ambrosios (LILO!!)/Strom
Athena Shadowmere (Idk why..Shadowmeres just rox in general)/Glodhet

That would be my sexy housewives list. All fierce girls from everywhere. =D

07-26-2011, 08:53 PM
Here is mine <33333333 All wives, all wedded, bedded and have some reason to find themselves with some attitude.

Aurelia Whistone (Don’t Be My Friend Bitch / Atra)
Regina Ambrosios (You Will Wear Wear What I Say Queen / Strom)
Sommara Sterlyn (The Princess No One Listens Too/ Gyllene)
Curtana Volshin (Bitch Carries a Sword! / Tocken)
Amelie Castell (The I’m Too Cool For You Girl / Ovador)
Alison Llewelyn (CERSEI WANNA-BE! / Sanka)
Cadalie Mons (I Beat The Mountain, I can Beat You / Blasa)

Allegrezza Sterlyn
07-27-2011, 03:45 AM
Alle's first season as the newlywed housewife... eesh.

Aviana (Culture shock!)
Fallon (um... widows would count here. I say so. And trying to manage her husband's failing ass business... maybe she needs to start selling pot... she can ask Ysolda for pointers)

Melari (adjustment period!)
Rosa-- oops. Nvm.

Esme (the party girl)
Regina (the head party girl)
Ellis (the I'd-rather-not-be party girl)

Roma (Why Is My Husband Not Shooting Blanks Yet??!)
Aelina (My mother-in-law actually IS crazy!!)
Alexandre (hey, he took HER name!)

Rowena (Why does everything have to be on fire all the time?!)
Elysia (Fucking bloodstains AGAIN?!)

Aurelia Whitstone (what's my last name again?)
Allyria Devane (logic comes in pretzel shapes!)

Honorable Mentions/Warming up for Next Season:
Abigail Atherton (My brother did WHAT?!)
Ashara Coleville (Screw this I'm going to go shoot something)
Serenna Ashpool (STAY OUT OF MY JEWELRYBOX!!!)

Elodie Ashpool (Fuck your war, bitch, give me a tourney!)

Evelyn Castell (So what if the last wedding ended in a blood-soaked massacre? Also: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/lunarity/lulz/effylike.gif )
Josiane Paige (What happens in Glodhet stays in Glodhet)

Brielle Velaryon (oh, bb. Dis gon b gud (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/lunarity/lulz/THISGONBGUD.gif))

Roswyn Severne (Is it chicken or is it tuna? I don't get it)
Nuala Devane (STFU)

07-27-2011, 05:55 PM
Sanka = Real Housewives of Orange County
Strom = Real Housewives of Miami
Svavel = Real Housewives of Atlanta
Atra = Real Housewives of DC
Ovador = Real Housewives of NYC
Blasa = Real Housewives of Vancouver
Gyllene = Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Glodhet = Real Housewives of New Jersey
Tocken = Real Housewives of... yeah ok, I have no idea.

Lynesse Velaryon
07-27-2011, 06:05 PM
Tocken: Real Housewives of Juneau. :P