Fun Facts!

[Regina Ambrosios]

so, I found this thingamajig (http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php) and well, I have to giggle. Try plugging some of your characters' names in...

Ghosts are actually caused by Arryk killing people faster than Death can process them.

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Perizad. Not to be outdone, Perizad invented the car accident.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Regina is beginning to worry about her drinking habit.

Q: How many Berric's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Berric prefers to kill in the dark.

If Doran wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Jacques a giant meteor.

Galeazzo can kill two stones with one bird.

The last digit of pi is Thorgrimr. He is the end of all things.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Ashara has breathed on.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Regina

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Blanche glare will liquefy your kidneys.

When God said, "Let there be light", Blanche said, "say please."

[Vladimir Tarasov]

Vladimir likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

Devlin can taste lies.

When Hildred was a baby, she didn't suck her mother's breast. Her mother served her whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

Aelina drinks napalm to quell her heartburn.

Rollo has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Aviana. Aviana eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Taviah did in fact, build Rome in a day.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Jonathon. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Stella eats steak for every single meal. Most times she forgets to kill the cow.

[Beth]

The Blanche one is classic!

Evelyn: Evelyn starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. She injects it directly into her neck with a syringe.

Toire: Victoire doesn't shower, she only takes blood baths.

<3 my mean girls!

Ginevra: Ginevra owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Odelia: For most people, home is where the heart is. For Odelia, home is where she stores her collection of human skulls. (watch out Chris!)

Perseus: Perseus does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. <3

Because I wanted to do one for me and Hubby---
Robert cannot love, he can only not kill.
Bee has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; she will spend her time fighting the Anti-Christ. (you're welcome)

[Eydis Gatekeeper]

so, I found this thingamajig (http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php)
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Regina


i actually lol'ed

[Saga]

If you spell Aurelia in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Aurelia invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Victor goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Victor doesn't believe in magic.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Victor as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.


Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Kaedon beats all 3 at the same time.
Kaedon once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Kaedon. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.


You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Callidora will find you and kill you.

Loralynn invented the internet� just so she had a place to store her porn.

For Claire, every street is "one way". Her WAY.

Adrienne can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Auron. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

[Fallon Sterlyn]

Eydis knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

The First rule of Matthias is: you do not talk about Matthias.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Stigr. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

Some people say that Raganhar is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Quinn.

Simone likes her ice like she likes her skulls: crushed.

Eli will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Liam has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

[Jaeryth Costayne]

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Jaeryth to kill you...Fourty seven times.

Thousands of years ago Valyssa came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

[Kiera]

Cidney For Cidney, every street is "one way". Her WAY.

Juliana Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Juliana.

Alystra Alystra did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Madeline Madeline does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Tarra Tarra actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

Sommara Sommara doesn't daydream. She is too busy giving other people nightmares.

Fletcher Fletcher doesn't go hunting.... Fletcher goes killing.

Allistair Allistair never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Benedict Benedict died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Winston Winston can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Mason There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mason allows to live.

Larson Giraffes were created when Larson uppercutted a horse.

Oh and ... Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is Kiera.